The girl who said she loved me no matter what who i just spent damn near 3 years of my life on posted the other month posted "happy valentines day baby your the best boyfriend anybody could ask for" followed up by "he thinks were still together" with laughing emojis yea our relationship has been rocky and at times toxic but it was caused by your cheating dont lead me on with false hope and tell me you want no one else but me.
My mom keeps on taking her anger and projecting it on me, don't get me wrong, it's not any physical stuff but like verbal and her attitude. It gets me SO annoyed when she does that and i really can't help but snap at her. After i do, she guilt trips me into apologizing with a bunch of sorrys but goes back to the same attitude after a few minutes
Gave my girlfriend the threesome of her dreams (me, a buddy from work, and her being the buffet we feasted on). She's sleeping like an angel while we smoke and kiss. Life is great, man.
Someone left a jar full of teeth at my front door. Tracy, you don't scare me a bit. I'll make sure to get your ass 6'ft under, you fucking pussy.
You ever get diagnosed with Autism after and your girlfriend of 3 years breaks up with you because she's worried that our future kids will be "infected"? Sounds crazy, right? Well guess it's not crazy enough because it happened to me. I know Autism is hereditary but have you considered that having Autistic children is not then end of the world? That there are people with Autism (me) who go undiagnosed for YEARS because they function like the average person with just a few quirks on the side? I think it's so crazy that the worst thing to possibly happen to her is the possibility of having Autistic children...
god I wish I wasn't fucking ugly so I could have weird gross kinky sex with someone. I don't want them to know anything about me besides my kinks. all the shit that twitter would cancel me for getting off too. and then they could fuck my brains out and I could feel good for at least a few minutes.
Another round of a game I like to call "am I genuinely aromantic, have I lived in so many different places that I've completely lost interest in people, or both?" The only thing I can confirm is that I really am asexual.
I'm an age regressor. I don't ever talk about it and I try not to think about it. I can't accept myself for it. I won't. I know it's just a way of coping with my childhood trauma, but I still hate it. Whenever I catch myself fantasizing about regressing openly or having a caregiver, I seriously consider offing myself