Gave my girlfriend the threesome of her dreams (me, a buddy from work, and her being the buffet we feasted on). She's sleeping like an angel while we smoke and kiss. Life is great, man.
Someone left a jar full of teeth at my front door. Tracy, you don't scare me a bit. I'll make sure to get your ass 6'ft under, you fucking pussy.
You ever get diagnosed with Autism after and your girlfriend of 3 years breaks up with you because she's worried that our future kids will be "infected"? Sounds crazy, right? Well guess it's not crazy enough because it happened to me. I know Autism is hereditary but have you considered that having Autistic children is not then end of the world? That there are people with Autism (me) who go undiagnosed for YEARS because they function like the average person with just a few quirks on the side? I think it's so crazy that the worst thing to possibly happen to her is the possibility of having Autistic children...
god I wish I wasn't fucking ugly so I could have weird gross kinky sex with someone. I don't want them to know anything about me besides my kinks. all the shit that twitter would cancel me for getting off too. and then they could fuck my brains out and I could feel good for at least a few minutes.
Another round of a game I like to call "am I genuinely aromantic, have I lived in so many different places that I've completely lost interest in people, or both?" The only thing I can confirm is that I really am asexual.
I'm an age regressor. I don't ever talk about it and I try not to think about it. I can't accept myself for it. I won't. I know it's just a way of coping with my childhood trauma, but I still hate it. Whenever I catch myself fantasizing about regressing openly or having a caregiver, I seriously consider offing myself
I always question if how my family treated me was abuse, or if I'm exaggerating, but I just remembered the reason I like reading/playing on my phone/etc. in the bathroom is because it was the only room besides my parents' with a lock on the door.
I got my wisdom teeth removed yesterday AND my period started. I'm honry AF and in constant pain. All my life problems would be solved if I had a penis. Seriously. Give me a dick. That's all I've been able to think about while I lay in my bed in pain. When I grow up I'm going to get the surgery to have a penis. I'm so horny rn. This fucking blows. All I can do is watch videos of hot burly men jacking off and getting their ass plowed. I want to have a dick so bad!!!!!!!!! I can't stand it anymore. If I could jerk off with a penis right now my only problems would be my pain, but NO. I HAVE TO BE HORNY ON TOP OF IT ALL. I HATE THIS. THIS ALL FUCKING BLOWS. WHY AM I ALWAYS SO HONRY ON MY PERIODS???? IF I HAD A DICK ALL MY LIFE PROBLEMS WOULD BE SOLVED!!!!!!!!
I drive drunk all the time and fuck cops to get out of DUIs. Last weekend I got stopped with my best friend in the car and we agreed to have a 3sum with a cop in Rockton Illinois to get out of the DUI . We had fun but I think the cop is targeting me because it's the 3rd time he's pulled me over at bar time and I had sex with him when he got off.