Remember that time I made a joke about how big your nose was? It was a reference to a stupid old joke that basically goes "hey, what's that ugly growth on your neck. Oh that's right, it's your head." I only said it because I thought you were so gorgeous and adorable and perfect that anything else out of my mouth was likely going to be me telling you I was in love with you, so I teased you instead, because I knew you would never love me back.