God, whenever I hear someone mope about having "no friends" I can't help but think THIS IS BECAUSE OF YOU. Sorry, but it's important for us to remember friends don't magically appear--in some cases, yes, but this is real life, not your self-insert fan-fiction. Talk to people, do small favors, find a group who shares your interests. It may be hard to accept but if the whole world was against you, you would be dead in a ditch. This is your wake-up call. ACT NOW.