I Fell I love with my best friend who had a boyfriend. Never told her anything about it.
We don't talk anymore
I am a straight male - 40 yrs. Today, for the first time, I went to women's section in a big box retailer and picked up a women seethrough lounge pant and a gstring. I was hesitant to bill as there is only one billing counter operated by a cute girl. I am sure she knows that I purchased clothes for me. She was very professional.
i have a crush on my cousin, she doesn't know, and i'll never admit it i know it's gross but i think she's very pretty and wished i weren't related to her
I’m already bad at social interactions, so what more with my crush? I’ve convinced myself that he’s straight, that we never even get to interact, yet, why does he still linger in my head? Every time he sees me, he says my name. But I could only muster back a “Hi.” Somehow, he still knows—remembers—the name of a stranger like me. Just forget about me, so I can forget about you.
I hate my boyfriend’s half brother so much that I started doing petty sh*t to try and get at him. Started off with rude but harmless- threw some of his socks behind the washer whenever he had a load in the dryer. But today I put urinated-in toilet water in his skincare products. I hope he gets E. Coli xoxo
I was cooking and I asked my mom where the measuring cup is. I said, “mom, where’s the durex cup?” I meant to say Pyrex.
we were playing in PE, we had to run when the teacher said so. When the teacher said go, my shoe was a size bigger so one just flew right off my foot. Great moment. Laughed it off, internally I committed suicide